Russell and Myrna Gaye Bateman
Gaye
The happy couple
Russ
Leila (Penelope's)
Andrea
Trista Ann Sacks (Andrea's)
Trista, age 13
Trista and Anjali (Penelope's)
Vic, pose-striker
Danny, treeman
Danny, slayer of women's emotions
Amy West (Julene's)
Miss World, 2008-2009
Samuel V. Pinchbottom III (Julene's)
Samuel West and Danny
Danny and Vic, monkey twins
Monkey see, monkey doo
Vic with wishbone
Vic seeks way to break wishbone
Russell
Julene
Penelope
Anjali (Penelope's), age 9 months
Leila, age 10
Cheryl Jean (Jensen)
Randy and Cheryl Jean
Randy
Michael
Crystal and Eliza
Crystal (née Petty)
Aurora Jean, age 5
Alea
Alea
Alea
Eliza, age 1
Eliza
Trina
Trina and Daniel Wilkinson
Ricky Ricardo
Sariah (née Whitehead)
Richard and Sariah
Angela
Angela
Ray
Julie Ann
absent because Eskimo hostage
Nedra DeMille
Alan DeMille
Daniel DeMille, cool and suave
Dan
Brian DeMille
Wyatt
Wyatt DeMille, Jedi knight
Dustin (Dusty) Theron DeMille
Dyllan Ryan Jensen
Dusty's brother
Wyatt
Dusty
David Collings, incognito
David, exposed
Nesya
James Dean:
rebel without a cause
J.D.
Cousin Jakov
from Anatevka, minus the beard
Jacob
Jolene
absent because playing the grand piano